Hvis understellet mitt hadde sett så fascinerende ut, så hadde nok ikke jeg heller gått med bukser.

(Det er en slags marekatt, Chlorocebus pygerythrus.)

If my private parts had been as splendid-looking as this guy's, I would probably not be wearing trousers either.

(It's a vervet monkey, Chlorocebus pygerythrus.)