Ah... Books. Its those thingies consisting mainly of paper and print, isnt it?
Ok. I like them. Especially red ones, I think. I read one once. It was lots
of weird things in it. Especially the fly I flattened between page 22 and 24.
It was flatter than a flat flat. Anyways, when I was at page 153 or something,
suddenly they'd made a tv miniseries from the book. I dunno how, but they 
sure had done it. So there I sat... Feeling pretty stupid. Been reading this
book for some 3 weeks, day and night, and all of a sudden its reduced to 4
hours in front of the telly.<P>

Oh well, dont let my depressness affect your view on books. Take a look below.
You may find some readable stuff eventually. Enjoy.
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I can recommend a short visit at the <A HREF="bookshop.html">Bullious Bookshop.</A> John Cleese awaits you in here and can't wait to play the role of annoyed proprietor in the way only he can.